Top Ten Reasons to Date An Engineer

10) They are used to all-nighters

9) They are always willing to experiment

8) They know how to decrease and increase friction

7) They know all about heat transfer

6) They do it with more torque

5) Engineering couples have better moments

4) They know how to deal with stress and strain

3) They know how to test their rigid cantilevers

2) "Lubrication, Friction, and Wear" is really a class

1) They design and build larger erections